My Chapstick Melted In The Dryer

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I can't fight your consistency in my mind
I knew that it would come but you never said it would come a thousand fucking times
If only you knew me as well as our words seemed to tell
I know a month isn't long, but eternity cast its spell
I tried to change my mind
Your grip was all but tight this time
And I know you're in love with someone else


from Strictly Speaking, released January 1, 2017
lyrics and music by Avery Springer
Music by Retirement Party
Mixing and Mastering by Seth Engel



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